Wednesday, June 15, 2011

THESE GLASSES ARE DIRTY AS HELL...

... AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.

The next time you go to Lenscrafters and they ask you if you want the anti-glare coating put on your new lenses for just an additional $29.99, don't even answer.

Just punch them in the throat.

Something about that anti-glare coating makes the lenses smudge like a motherfucker. (Here, I'm using "motherfucker" to mean "a whole lot more than is reasonable under normal use and conditions.) I've been wearing glass for, fuck, 26 years (!?! No wonder I'm so goddam crabby) and I never found myself saying "Now what the fuck... something's wrong. Why can't I see?" as much before I let them sell me that anti-glare stuff.

So. Learn from my pain.

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